What I look like after wearing and dancing in wedges for five hours of too much fun so I’m going to tell you about my night, lets do that.

i wore the dumbest outfit ever but the best wedges so it was okay i guess but i could have worn a body con skirt and looked cute, ok? gabby, rebecca and i went to enews and then were gong to go to this one concert at the burrito place but we were apprehensive so we walked down king street and heard music and it was coming from a balcony of an apartment with an american flag and there were people drinking beer and dancing so we danced from across the street and listened and clapped for them and they invited us kind of up but we stayed back on the curb and danced and then got creeped on but before we left we had them play us Wagon Wheel just because…bitches love Wagon Wheel and they did it drunkenly and I fell in love with them but we had to leave. Then we went to black cat and stood out there for a good hour debating on wehther or not to go inside because the band that was playing is like, Vampire Weekend meets bluegrass and they’re all pretentious fucks who believe they are good at playing music so we made friends outside and I made friends with a girl on the staff who I love now, the guy with the bushy eyebrows and the unhappy face from mccalisters, some random creepo and this girl who knew my sister and knew I was her sister because of Schlentz but then we finally decided to go in because we wanted to hear SalemShits who look like the Jonas Brothers and they lived up to their shittiness and then the bros cleared out and then we stood and waited for the band to come on and danced with some kids from the L and listened to Hold On by Alabama Shakes and then the band came on and they were a mix btw ratatat and rush and they were weird but they were good and we danced and we danced with this guy that was alive with the spirit of music and molly and we fell in love with him and then danced with a gu who looked like flounder from spongebob and didn’t give a fuck and then made friends with him and took off our wedges and walked on the dirtiest streets back to the dorm. it was fun in a way that it was weird and it was boone and nothing hurt